Curse

Saladin · Apr 17, 2005, 01:15 PM // 13:15

ok i got this (including the title) from another forum, i couldnt stop laughing at these so i thought it would be great to post here.

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A list of this weekend's bad name ideas (all taken from in game - yes that means there are people out there with these names):

Bus Driver
Free Parking
Tissue Sample
Card Captor Sakura
Warrior Henchmen (maybe an A instead of E)

Kuntor
Jana Pacha
Weezer Blue
Weezer Green
Weezer Pinkerton

Pikachew Raichu
Um I just heal you.
Rox Sox
Sox Rox
Ahah let it be

Mc Winkenstien
Really Horny - IMO lame, but also made me laugh when I saw it.

K U N T O R
Sa Mp Le
Slayer Of Zen (Actually in Zen...)
Xord Shadow
Snarf

Imadumb Necro
Your Mom
w o r k e r
leet worker
the worker
thee worker
medical worker
work her
Fetus Eater (what the ?)

Rahl · Apr 17, 2005, 02:15 PM // 14:15

Ouch.

Some people have no idea that you maybe need to name your character somewhat good ^^

Virtuoso · Apr 17, 2005, 04:42 PM // 16:42

I know K U N T O R and Weezer post on these forums. I faced K UN T O R in the arena, was a good fight.

-Virt

SisterMercy · Apr 18, 2005, 06:42 AM // 06:42

Some of them are just goofy by design, but here's more noticed through the weekend:

Toast McCorpse
Skank Biscuit (huh?)
Gonna Die (a bad omen for any PvP team)
Cannon Fodder
Notorius P I G (sic)
The Paper Boy
Furry From Hell
Von Zipper
LoRd FaNnY
Abysmal Knight
Roar Im A Tiger
Red Green (Hi!)
Baked Goodz
Squidgy Xombie
Testicular Cancer
Its Fun To Hug Cats (odd name for a brutish warrior type)
Bible Humper
Fated To Bleed
Fizzy Bubbles
Rei Teh Girlscout
Lady Bilzubub
Smelly Ass (no $#!-)
Deadly As A Blonde
The Judas Priest
Flame Grilled
Angry Lemon
Kara Bear
Meditating Ape
Playful Necrophilia
Scratch N Sniff
Fried Munky
Grass Hopper
I Dont Heal (so we didn't bother trying)
Fewy Of The Earth (I'm hearing this from Elmer Fudd's voice)
Chronic Lung
Kitty Mittenhand
Sir Crashalot
Fancy Pants
P I T A
Flaming Flamer
Kung Foo
Tool Belt
Tiny P
I Stupid
(a guild name): Spork Brigade
I Dunt No
Brandi The Smiter
Deathy Death Face
Dont Hitme Please
Monkies R Us
Sir Windbreaker (Pewwww!)
Runs With Scissors
Miss Awesome Healer (not particularily funny, but it sure helped us pick the monk out of the opposing team)
Gaseous Old Fart (no kidding)
Extremely Sane Pants
Cherry Kool Aid
Ants Pants
a few that can't be repeated
And the guy I'd recruited to touch up my avatar:
Doofus McBooger

βlitzkrieg · Apr 18, 2005, 08:58 AM // 08:58

I played with K U N T O R too.

Taranis · Apr 18, 2005, 01:16 PM // 13:16

"Omg Heal Plzor" was a nice name too....last BWE tho, or "We Like The Moon" and "The Great Cornholio", both my names....just for testing PvP hehe

Horogan Sivoris · Apr 18, 2005, 01:28 PM // 13:28

I saw some people named

Big Mac
Happy Meal

etc

vancha · Sep 19, 2005, 06:06 PM // 18:06

i got a girly monk called Ouch Baby and a warrior called Be V E R Y Afraid and i had a mesmer called Oops I Killed U...
A friend of mine is called Holy Afro Bling and ive seen names like Stripp Tease, Isolated Manhood, Roar Im A Frog before...

Manderlock · Sep 19, 2005, 06:09 PM // 18:09

Wow, you had to dig really damn deep to find this thread. Im shocked.

brobster · Sep 19, 2005, 06:15 PM // 18:15

There was this guy in Yak's Bend whos name was Omfgwtfbbqlolz. IT made me laugh till I choked.

Xue Yi Liang · Sep 19, 2005, 06:23 PM // 18:23

I like my names:

Donna D. Dead
Dave D. Dead
Nadia Levine Dead

It takes most people a while before they get the reference.

wsmcasey · Sep 19, 2005, 06:24 PM // 18:24

Couple of bad warrior names I ran across.

Always Running
Thee Judge (I guess "The" was taken)
Prince Aggro
Rimjob Mcnasty

Sarrow · Sep 19, 2005, 06:26 PM // 18:26

I seen a guild called toons and their guild members weere all named cartoon network chars, they had elmer, bugs bunny, daffy duck, etc. I cracked up when we lost to their iway group in HoH :P

Anyway, my names.. were there since the begginning of naming names:
Sarrow Zarhke
Kaiden Clawr
Ferem Naslang
Darkcret Deatharmag

Arturo02 · Sep 19, 2005, 06:30 PM // 18:30

my original idea was Cunning Lunguist, but that one was taken.

The undead Mesmer · Sep 19, 2005, 06:34 PM // 18:34

BTW what do you think of my names?

Crusader Baltimore
Cursed Baltimore
Lulu Baltimore
Dark lord Baltimore (pvp)

quickmonty · Sep 20, 2005, 09:19 PM // 21:19

Rambo Killemall
Lu King For Souls
Ikill U